Script

Introduction

Jude: Hello and welcome to the 1.5 show, I'm Jude Leigh-Kaufman

Jack Branchflower: and I'm Jack Branchflower, and were back giving you the down low on this week's news stories, and trying to work out if they were written by a 5 year old or just someone with no common sense.

Jude: Before we kick off today's stories, we've got a special guest in the studio, Mr Jordan Essex is here and he'll be filling us in about his new film, a film that's been commented on saying '' is he for real ? this is actually a film ? ''

Jack: So let's start it off with the news.

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Guest Of The Week

Jude: Now for our guest of the week. He's new film has been called ' this film is worse than the titanic remake '' and movie go-er's have been seen walking out of the cinema, with one saying ' we didn't even make it past the first 10 minutes ' when asked why, he just pointed at the title. 

Jack: and that title is Reem Attack, a film that is basically Mr Jordan Essex just saying Reem in every scene, once even in another accent, which may surprise people , as we thought he could do no other than just touch his hair.

Jude: Here to defend his own film, is the man himself, Jordan Essex.

- Jordan walks on set, takes seat next to hosts-

Jack: So jordan good to have to you here, now what do you say to these reviews of your film, which apparently only took a couple of hours to film ?

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Band introduction

Jack: Now we've got loads of comments coming in about Jordan Essex's comments about not knowing who Gaddafi is, and thinking he was a brand, but while we get them all in, it's time for some music.

Jude: Our entertainment this week, apart from the mocking of Mr Essex, come from a local Band, Dead Baby Birds. The group came together in 2009 covering punk, hard rock and metal, and then went on to producing their own songs. Jack you've heard a few of their songs, any good ?

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Ending

Jude: And I'm afraid thats all we've got time for this week, a big thanks to Jordan Essex, who film continues to be unseen by the smart people in Essex, and all of the country for that matter

Jack: We'll be back next saturday at an earlier time of 9.30 as apparently XFactor will be having a shock twist in the show, and word just in, the twist is that they may actually have people on the show that can sing, and don't have a dead parent, dead arm or aren't completely mental.

Jude: Till then, Thanks to Dead Baby Birds who will be playing us out with their take on a classic. Goodnight!

Jack: Goodbye!